May 23, 2013 • 267,347 notes • somegirlnamedkaitlyn

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

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May 23, 2013 • 131,361 notes • blainefuckdersonarchive
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
May 23, 2013 • 50,637 notes • falloutyoungmale

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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May 23, 2013 • 427,336 notes • observando

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May 23, 2013 • 76,508 notes • flutterlings

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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May 23, 2013 • 81,797 notes • stylinwho

best-of-funny:

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

X

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May 23, 2013 • 21,910 notes • egberts

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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May 23, 2013 • 80,754 notes • mskneesocks

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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i tried to scroll past i really did

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May 23, 2013 • 43,392 notes • shsluckomaeda

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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May 23, 2013 • 61,201 notes • robinrealhood

laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

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Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

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